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Joke of the day........

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buttscratcher
buttscratcher
May 2018
3:44pm, 10 May 2018
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Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex in hospital, "his speech has improved slighty and he is stringing short sentences together "said Ferguson
JRitchie
JRitchie
May 2018
3:46pm, 10 May 2018
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I've just got the two whales joke.
colindglen
colindglen
May 2018
9:40pm, 10 May 2018
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It's about time we stopped the calendar jokes
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2018
10:16pm, 10 May 2018
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Probably best to stop slowly; maybe one day at a time
Chrisity
Chrisity
May 2018
10:25pm, 10 May 2018
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Chrisity
We'll finish in December, Adventially.
swittle
swittle
May 2018
10:25pm, 10 May 2018
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swittle
The March of time.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2018
10:27pm, 10 May 2018
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Derby Tup
From May to December, no fooling?
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2018
11:55pm, 10 May 2018
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Diogenes
In this digital age, the days of the calendar are numbered
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2018
11:56pm, 10 May 2018
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Diogenes
(Oops, VP did that one already)
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2018
11:57pm, 10 May 2018
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Diogenes
Calendar jokes are quite dated

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