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Angus Clydesdale Jan 2022 12:05pm, 27 Jan 2022 24,207 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale Sad news about Barry Cryer, who died aged 86. Apparently this was his favourite joke: A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers. ‘I appear to have killed your cockerel,’ he says. ‘I’d like to replace it.’ The woman replies: ‘Please yourself – the hens are round the back’.
Muttley Jan 2022 12:07pm, 27 Jan 2022 1,314 posts	Quote Pin Muttley After six kids, Mary feels a little loose "down there" and decides to treat herself to some cosmetic surgery to tidy up. When she comes to from the anaesthetic after the procedure, she finds two bouquets of flowers in her room. The nurse tells her that the first is "from your loving husband, who's looking forward to you coming home." Mary asks about the second bouquet. "That's from Gerald in the burns unit," the nurse says. "He's thrilled with his new ears."
Dochart Jan 2022 2:15pm, 27 Jan 2022 1,124 posts	Quote Pin Dochart BREAKING: Govt strikes exclusive deal with Wordle to release Sue Gray report one word at a time until 2028.
Brunski Jan 2022 5:16pm, 27 Jan 2022 1,951 posts	Quote Pin Brunski RIP Barry Man & woman in a pub having a drink together. Suddenly the man slips down his chair onto the floor under the table. The woman appears not to have noticed, so the barman seeing this goes up to the woman and says" excuse me madam, but I think you'll find your husband has just slipped under the table". The woman replies "No. I think you'll find my husband has just come through the door"
Seratonin Jan 2022 8:19pm, 27 Jan 2022 37,198 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Thanks Muttley - that is a real LOL gag. Thanks for sharing
Jock Itch Jan 2022 9:36pm, 27 Jan 2022 13,620 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2022 12:12pm, 28 Jan 2022 8,398 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Days of Pain
mr d Jan 2022 8:57pm, 29 Jan 2022 5,706 posts	Quote Pin mr d 'Tory MP steps in human excrement' 'Excrement asks if someone can clean the shit off it'
Diogenes Jan 2022 8:14am, 30 Jan 2022 66,755 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I won my first cage fight last night. Fucking budgie never knew what hit it.
Muttley Jan 2022 5:08pm, 30 Jan 2022 1,317 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I asked the wine waiter if he had a Semillon. He said it was just the cut of his trousers.