Joke of the day........
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Feb 2019
7:39pm, 28 Feb 2019
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jdarun
Must have gone downmarket since my granny died ![]() While we are on racist stereotypes: An old Yorkshire man lies on his deathbed, breath laboured, visibly weakening. "Is my wife here?" he asks. "Yes Bert, I’m here standing next to you." she answers. "Are my children here?" he asks. "Yes, dad, we’re here." they answer. "Are my grandchildren here?" he asks. "Yes, grandpa, we’re all here." many small voices answer. "Then why is the light still on in the kitchen?" |
Feb 2019
7:41pm, 28 Feb 2019
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jdarun
Scotsman tells his co-worker that he's getting married that weekend. "What's the tartan?" she asks "Oh, she'll be in a white dress." |
Feb 2019
7:43pm, 28 Feb 2019
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jdarun
Scotsman walks into a fishmonger and slaps a big frying pan down on the counter. "A pound of fillet" "A fiver you don't" (oh shit I've just googled that to check its origins and the first link is...me telling it here almost exactly a year ago) |
Feb 2019
7:50pm, 28 Feb 2019
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BanjoBax
meringue works in Geordie too The ashington accent is a source of some amusement also see ashingtondictionary.weebly.com |
Mar 2019
6:49am, 1 Mar 2019
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Binks
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technition. I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too. |
Mar 2019
8:48am, 1 Mar 2019
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Sigh
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" three times. Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts. |
Mar 2019
10:03am, 1 Mar 2019
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Shortcut Cam
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Mar 2019
10:55am, 1 Mar 2019
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Nick Cook
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Mar 2019
11:33am, 1 Mar 2019
11,559 posts
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richmac
Who's the coolest person at the Hospital ? The ultra sound guy |
Mar 2019
1:12pm, 1 Mar 2019
10,456 posts
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Badger
Who's the coolest person when he's on holiday? The hip replacement guy. |
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