Joke of the day........
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7:33pm, 23 Apr 2024
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Red Squirrel
3 good ones Mushroom [Applauds]
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5:44am
5:44am, 25 Apr 2024
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No.12
why is it these days that nobody is ever just plain whelmed?
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5:28pm
5:28pm, 25 Apr 2024
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Mushroom
My mate accused me of not being a true cockney. So I pushed him down the apples and limes.
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7:04pm
7:04pm, 25 Apr 2024
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Muttley
Reminds me of a favourite old gag. I hailed a taxi in London and said to the cabbie, "Hampton Court, mate?" "No", he replied. "I always drive like this." |
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