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Joke of the day........

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23 Sep
7:59am, 23 Sep 2020
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I was very close to catching Covid last night but I left the pub at 9:55pm and just missed it.
23 Sep
8:26am, 23 Sep 2020
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[Sorry Daz, why's that a joke? Isn't that how it works anyway :-o ?]

23 Sep
10:40am, 23 Sep 2020
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for pancakes yesterday.

She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.....
23 Sep
10:41am, 23 Sep 2020
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Our lass has lost her voice, so I rang the doctors to see if there was owt I could do to help her get it back..

He said "Come home pissed and covered in lipstick at 3 AM"
23 Sep
10:42am, 23 Sep 2020
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I was in a clothes shop and I picked out a really nice shirt, then I went over to the woman standing by the changing rooms.

"Mind if I try it on?" I asked.

"No, go ahead."

I said, "You've got great tits."
23 Sep
4:11pm, 23 Sep 2020
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My boss said I was average today..

I thought, that's mean...
24 Sep
4:44pm, 24 Sep 2020
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24 Sep
9:01pm, 24 Sep 2020
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First rule of innuendo club:

Always enter via the back passage..
10:11am, 25 Sep 2020
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10:26am, 25 Sep 2020
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