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21 Oct
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Superjools
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints
21 Oct
6:31pm, 21 Oct 2017
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Superjools
I was on a ladder and had nearly finished putting a poster for Kong - Skull Island.

A lady watching me work asked "Is King Kong Coming?"

" No " I replied, " That's just the paste off my brush."
21 Oct
8:41pm, 21 Oct 2017
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Seratonin
Inspired by Cyclops joke on previous page:

Did you hear about the homosexual seagull that had a queer tern?
21 Oct
10:42pm, 21 Oct 2017
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Superjools
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
21 Oct
11:16pm, 21 Oct 2017
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Silent Runner
It’s a little known fact that some bees can fly higher than Mount Everest.

Sounds impressive, until you remember that Mount Everest can barely fly at all.

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