Joke of the day........
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5:43pm, 14 Dec 2018
BrunskiA lonely widow decided it was time to get married again, so she put an advert in the local newspaper:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
The following day, she heard the doorbell.
She opened the door, and wasn't overly impressed when she saw a grey haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair without any arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you... you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked, 'Are you still good in bed?'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I
9:43pm, 14 Dec 2018
The TinselatorStraight after God created 24 hours of alternating light and darkness he called it a day.
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