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Nicholls595 7 Apr 8:12am, 7 Apr 2024 31,736 posts	0 Nicholls595 Almost pointless Anyone fancy a bargain Cornisg getaway?
Oranj 7 Apr 11:18am, 7 Apr 2024 4,122 posts	0 Oranj While I've been injured, a new management company has take over my local pool. I got to the booking page and saw that restrictions apply to the lane session I was thinking of booking. Curious, I clicked through and found that the restriction is "Ages up to 150". I guess you can't be too careful
Dvorak 7 Apr 12:23pm, 7 Apr 2024 27,680 posts	0 Dvorak The university pool I go to has a mixter-maxter of public sessions. I spotted one thirty-minute lane session. The pool regs state last admission forty-five minutes before the end of the session. 🤔
Carpathius 12 Apr 11:23am, 12 Apr 2024 22,955 posts	0 Carpathius This morning I passed a sign that advertised "Wild camping - call xxx for information and to book".
Badger 14 Apr 3:55pm, 14 Apr 2024 17,064 posts	0 Badger Pointless, but would require a sharp edge
Maclennane 14 Apr 5:18pm, 14 Apr 2024 32,234 posts	0 Maclennane On my frozen veg: "farm grown"
3M 15 Apr 8:21pm, 15 Apr 2024 23,835 posts	0 3M Still not sure if this is saying anything even after reading it several times! "From May onwards, we’re moving both your monthly statement date and your payment due date so they’ll fall five days later than they do at the moment. Currently, we collect your Direct Debit on your payment due date. So, as your Direct Debit date isn’t changing, this just means that in future it’ll be collected around five days before your new payment due date. How might this affect me? As your Direct Debit date will stay the same, this change doesn’t affect how or when you make your payments <Shrug!>
Red Squirrel 15 Apr 11:31pm, 15 Apr 2024 23,691 posts	0 Red Squirrel Keep seeing this ad on the train and I’ve been mullling over where one could hide in a house full of secrets. I don’t believe secrets are physical objects, so I think you could have a good few options.
ChrisHB 21 Apr 10:42pm, 21 Apr 2024 23,038 posts	0 ChrisHB Some rooms offer great views of the city from some of the rooms and the courtyard provides a relaxing place to each breakfast.
GordonG 22 Apr 11:47am, 22 Apr 2024 10,323 posts	0 GordonG Ingredients for whey supplement: whey protein, flavouring, anti-foaming agent... Directions to use same product: mix 1 scoop. For best results, after shaking wait approximately 30 seconds for the foam to settle.