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About Me

Crash Hamster's laws of triathlon training:

1. The most important role of any training session is to leave you fit to train the next day.
2. High quality training sessions do not necessarily correlate to high heart rate training sessions
3. No good ever came of training on a Thursday
4. It is what it is
5. A kill's a kill
6 Hills are your friend
7 It might be windy on race day.
8 Free speed is almost always good
9 You only have to be fit for one day a year
10 HTFU, JFDI or INAKC generally covers it
11 It could be worse, it could be raining
12 You've got to back it up
13 There is no rule 13
14 When the temperature's zero, don't be a hero
15 No good ever came of attending the race briefing
16 NO ambulances!

That's all, folks!

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If you want to find your limits, continual success is a mark of failure, whereas eventual failure is the ultimate success.


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