Joke of the day........

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7:26pm, 16 Feb 2020
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daz1927
For some strange reason, I can't stop singing songs by Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, or Dean Martin.

I think I may have contracted Crooner Virus.....
Feb 2020
7:29pm, 16 Feb 2020
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Bazoaxe
that deserves a ban
Feb 2020
7:30pm, 16 Feb 2020
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Derby.Tup
I thought it was quite good for daz. It’s not offensive and it’s actually vaguely funny :-)
Feb 2020
9:06pm, 16 Feb 2020
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daz1927
With his previous experience, Philip Schofield would be perfect for Red Dwarf The Musical.

As Rimmer.
Feb 2020
9:07pm, 16 Feb 2020
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Derby.Tup
:-O
Feb 2020
9:07pm, 16 Feb 2020
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daz1927
Since this storm started my wife hasn’t stopped looking through the window.....if it gets any worse I will have to let her in
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9:14pm, 16 Feb 2020
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Eynsham Red
[^^^^^ courtesy page 1705]
Feb 2020
8:09am, 17 Feb 2020
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Jock Itch
Son: "Why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad: "Because your mum loves Easter. It's an anagram."

Son: "Thanks dad."

Dad: "No problem Alan."
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8:23am, 17 Feb 2020
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12barDavid
Crikey Jock, that took me ages, but the penny finally dropped.😲
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12:15pm, 17 Feb 2020
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Mountkeen
I'm not saying its been windy over the weekend but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next Tuesday

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