Joke of the day........
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Dec 2019
8:29pm, 13 Dec 2019
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GordonG
Anus
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Dec 2019
8:38pm, 13 Dec 2019
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daz1927
For Sale : 55 million brand new broadband routers, boxed, unused, bargain, first to see will buy. Contact Jeremy or Diane. |
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Dec 2019
8:42pm, 13 Dec 2019
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daz1927
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! |
Dec 2019
3:51pm, 14 Dec 2019
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pedroscalls
I saw a four year old crying all alone, so I asked her "are you ok and do you know where your mummy and daddy are"? "No" she replied sobbing I love doing volunteering at the orphanage |
Dec 2019
5:32pm, 14 Dec 2019
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Ding Derby merrily on Tup
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Dec 2019
6:06pm, 14 Dec 2019
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Stander Claus
We are having a Brexit Christmas dinner this year. It’s the same as a normal Christmas dinner but without Brussels. |
Dec 2019
7:34pm, 14 Dec 2019
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Jock Itch
Hoping my mates girlfriend gets back from Ukraine before the 25th December... No one wants a chick in Kiev for Christmas! |
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Dec 2019
7:34pm, 14 Dec 2019
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Jock Itch
That one above is a straight red. Agreed.
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Dec 2019
7:52pm, 14 Dec 2019
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GordonG
TBH i can't see anything particularly wrong with the orphanage one.
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Dec 2019
7:54pm, 14 Dec 2019
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Ding Derby merrily on Tup
There isn’t if you think jokes about parentless four year old kids crying are funny. In fact it’s a great example of the genre
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