Joke of the day........

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Chrisity Nov 2019 9:11pm, 14 Nov 2019 16,856 posts	0 Chrisity I know exactly what will happen next year - i've got 2020 vision.
richmac Nov 2019 9:25pm, 14 Nov 2019 12,726 posts	0 richmac I had to draw a diagram to explain the bin lorry one to someone. I shit you not.
mr d Nov 2019 9:53pm, 14 Nov 2019 3,357 posts	0 mr d Mrs D took a while to get the that one and I had to explain what video rental was to my youngest. Actually saw a video rental store in Bury St Edmunds a few months ago, can't be many left. Groan warning I was asked to run the London Marathon for charity, but I had to decline as I've no experience of organizing something that big.
Jason1969 Nov 2019 10:20am, 15 Nov 2019 12,775 posts	0 Jason1969 A snakebite will not kill you. Unless you're allergic to cider.
Wriggling Snake Nov 2019 4:24pm, 15 Nov 2019 24,653 posts	0 Wriggling Snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17DL1YJ730 The £20 note joke apologies for the link, but is old but gold, and worth listening to it told properly.
Angus Clydesdale Nov 2019 4:27pm, 15 Nov 2019 15,858 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Superb
GordonG Nov 2019 4:29pm, 15 Nov 2019 7,898 posts	0 GordonG genius!
Eynsham Red Nov 2019 4:47pm, 15 Nov 2019 4,920 posts	0 Eynsham Red Love it 😂😂😂😂
richmac Nov 2019 10:10am, 16 Nov 2019 12,741 posts	0 richmac My chicken breeding business went bust. I couldn't make hens meet
Shortcut Cam Nov 2019 8:20pm, 16 Nov 2019 1,155 posts	0 Shortcut Cam The man who invented predictive text has died. His funfairs next monkey. May he rest in piss.