Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup Nov 2019 7:25am, 9 Nov 2019 35,551 posts	0 Derby Tup When I was a kid I was mad keen on chess and was even good enough to win a junior tournament. The prize was dinner out with Gary Kasparov. It was rubbish mind - it took him two hours to pass me the salt
Muttley Nov 2019 8:37am, 9 Nov 2019 492 posts	0 Muttley (@Red Squirrel - aye, I plead guilty, it's me!)
mr d Nov 2019 12:30pm, 9 Nov 2019 3,352 posts	0 mr d Slight delay Gove spelt with a C and three other letters.
Chrisity Nov 2019 7:37pm, 9 Nov 2019 16,852 posts	0 Chrisity Cycled down to parkrun with a mate this morning. When we got to the Marina i said to him "that Mason Mount, he's crap. He was useless at Derby, even worse with England and Chelsea". "What are you going on about?" he replied. "Well, the sign said "Cyclists Dismount"".
Derby Tup Nov 2019 8:53pm, 9 Nov 2019 35,575 posts	0 Derby Tup 🐏
Muttley Nov 2019 9:03pm, 9 Nov 2019 494 posts	0 Muttley Did you hear about the dyslexic ku klux klansman? He hated gingers.
Silent Runner Nov 2019 9:27pm, 9 Nov 2019 301 posts	0 Silent Runner I’m suing a bartender for putting lemon in my G & T. I demand just ice!
Valyrian Plastic Nov 2019 11:03am, 10 Nov 2019 8,072 posts	0 Valyrian Plastic The local Chinese takeaway has been smashed up. Such wonton destruction.
Diogenes Nov 2019 11:26am, 10 Nov 2019 42,159 posts	0 Diogenes Good one VP
Jock Itch Nov 2019 4:06pm, 10 Nov 2019 13,083 posts	0 Jock Itch My mate confessed to me that he has a weird habit of colouring in the tops of people’s arms... I think he was just looking for a shoulder to crayon!