Joke of the day........
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Aug 2019
2:26pm, 20 Aug 2019
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Binks
Was in the shop the other day and some lunatic was throwing milk and cheese everywhere. I thought "How dairy" |
Aug 2019
2:50pm, 20 Aug 2019
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Stander
What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint |
Aug 2019
4:41pm, 20 Aug 2019
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Jock Itch
Been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.
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Aug 2019
8:10am, 21 Aug 2019
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Wriggling Snake
I have a friend who works in mattress factory, she doesn't earn much, but she's comfortable.
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Aug 2019
10:40am, 21 Aug 2019
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Jason1969
I was staying in a hotel and at breakfast, they asked me if I wanted brown or white toast. I said "All toast is brown, that's bread you're thinking of." |
Aug 2019
3:16pm, 21 Aug 2019
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Mountkeen
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending!" |
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Aug 2019
5:16pm, 21 Aug 2019
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Mountkeen
How many Grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb? Too |
Aug 2019
6:41pm, 21 Aug 2019
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The Terminator
How many Grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb? Won |
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Aug 2019
6:45pm, 21 Aug 2019
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The Terminator
How many Grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb? Fore |
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Aug 2019
6:45pm, 21 Aug 2019
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The Terminator
How many Grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb? Ate |
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