Joke of the day........

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Aug 2019
8:55am, 15 Aug 2019
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Jock Itch
Some bloke called my wife a pig last night...

I told my wife, "Don't listen to him, Babe!"
Aug 2019
9:18am, 15 Aug 2019
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g1ngerrevolution
I just bought a dog from a retired Ironmonger.

When I got it home the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door.
Aug 2019
1:49pm, 15 Aug 2019
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Bazoaxe
A couple a great ones 😬
Aug 2019
3:01pm, 16 Aug 2019
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Shortcut Cam
This bloke came into the bank where I work and asked to check his balance so I pushed him
XB
Aug 2019
3:09pm, 16 Aug 2019
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XB
I tried to catch fog yesterday.... mist!
Aug 2019
4:28pm, 16 Aug 2019
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Pothunter
People keep asking me what I’ll be doing this time next year, but I haven’t got a clue. I don’t have 2020 vision.
Aug 2019
7:18pm, 16 Aug 2019
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The Terminator
To the person who stole my running shoes and hi-vis jacket. You can run but you can't hide.
Aug 2019
4:58pm, 18 Aug 2019
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richmac
I went to the docs the other day.

I've got a hammer stuck in my trousers doc.

Ball pein?

Well it's not very comfy.
Aug 2019
5:33pm, 18 Aug 2019
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Raemond
I bought my friend an elephant for her room.
She said 'thanks', I said 'don't mention it'
Aug 2019
7:51pm, 18 Aug 2019
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Jason1969
Statistically five in every one people are Russian Dolls.

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