Joke of the day........
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Aug 2019
8:44pm, 14 Aug 2019
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daz1927
It’s been awhile, and I’ve had lots of good material, but probably some of it to topical and too risky for this site. I need to try to be good. Although what is acceptable to me is clearly not acceptable to everybody else. |
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Aug 2019
8:45pm, 14 Aug 2019
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daz1927
Got some great news today! My doctor has encouraged me to masturbate more often!!! Well, he actually told me I could have a stroke at any time... |
Aug 2019
8:47pm, 14 Aug 2019
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Binks
So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my... Tenants. |
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Aug 2019
8:49pm, 14 Aug 2019
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daz1927
I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving... I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time. |
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Aug 2019
8:52pm, 14 Aug 2019
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daz1927
I found something called 'Naked and Afraid' on my SkyQ box last night. I thought this looks interesting, but when I put it on, it was just a recording of my wife getting on the bathroom scales. |
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Aug 2019
8:58pm, 14 Aug 2019
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daz1927
On our 50th wedding anniversary my wife said, "Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day. " "I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year. " |
Aug 2019
9:07pm, 14 Aug 2019
244 posts
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blindcider
Its probably been done at least 30 times in this thread as its over 30 years old but... Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout |
Aug 2019
9:32pm, 14 Aug 2019
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Dillthedog
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarised as follows: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman. |
Aug 2019
10:50pm, 14 Aug 2019
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GordonG
Lol blindcider, a couple of days ago in fact 
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Aug 2019
8:04am, 15 Aug 2019
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Sigh
I asked my boss, "What do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner", he said. It took me 4 hours!! |
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