Joke of the day........

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mushroom May 2019 9:56am, 24 May 2019 1,033 posts	0 mushroom It's the funeral tomorrow for the man who invented speedboats. The wake will happen on Sunday..
Clatters May 2019 7:23pm, 24 May 2019 311 posts	0 Clatters Should I do the USB inventors funeral joke ..... or go straight to anus?
Nellers May 2019 8:29pm, 24 May 2019 34,252 posts	0 Nellers Straight to anus I think.
Binks May 2019 8:32pm, 24 May 2019 7,890 posts	0 Binks Not a good year for the joke thread. Or as they say in Latin Annus Horriblis
FergusG May 2019 8:36pm, 24 May 2019 3,140 posts	0 FergusG Predictive Text Inventor: Funfair will be next monkey. Throat Lozenges Inventor: No coffin. Air on Inventor: Lots of fans is expected. etc., etc.
FergusG May 2019 8:36pm, 24 May 2019 3,141 posts	0 FergusG ^Air con
FenlandRunner May 2019 8:38pm, 24 May 2019 1,838 posts	0 FenlandRunner Brexit Candidate in the North-East, lists home address as chateau in France.
Diogenes May 2019 8:45pm, 24 May 2019 36,887 posts	0 Diogenes Did you hear about the bodybuilder who was addicted to steroid suppositories? He died after doing one too many push-ups
Diogenes May 2019 8:46pm, 24 May 2019 36,888 posts	0 Diogenes Mind you, he was totally ripped when he died.
Deinonychus May 2019 9:38pm, 24 May 2019 143 posts	0 Deinonychus I recently took a pole and found that 100% of the people in the tent were annoyed when it collapsed.