Joke of the day........

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Ted
Dec 2018
10:11pm, 11 Dec 2018
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Ted
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.

She didn't know I existed.
Dec 2018
4:26pm, 13 Dec 2018
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JRitchie
I asked my grandad to show me if he could still do a handstand. He can, but accidentally teabagged himself.
Dec 2018
9:13am, 14 Dec 2018
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Festive ITG
Is it too soon?

Dec 2018
9:30am, 14 Dec 2018
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Derby Tup
Timely
Dec 2018
9:31am, 14 Dec 2018
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Festive ITG
[Sadder still is that this was in the staffroom at Copenhagen Business School today. The UK is the laughing stock of Europe; and the rest of the World couldn't place it on a map.]
Dec 2018
10:52am, 14 Dec 2018
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wardi
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.
Dec 2018
1:25pm, 14 Dec 2018
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Jock Itch
Anus Horiblis.
Dec 2018
2:47pm, 14 Dec 2018
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GordonG
lol jock, you been waiting all year to use that one?
Dec 2018
5:26pm, 14 Dec 2018
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mr d
Are you trolling us ITG, or is the the build-up to Cod War II?
Dec 2018
5:35pm, 14 Dec 2018
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mr d
*is this the.

FFS

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