Joke of the day........
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Dec 2018
6:50pm, 6 Dec 2018
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Diogenes
(Saw this on a FB community noticeboard and was waiting for the punchline... My husband is thinking of starting a karate class in the area, just putting the feelers out to see if there is any interest?) Come on chop-chop! |
Dec 2018
11:52am, 7 Dec 2018
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Sweaty Frank
What's brown and sticky and not a stick? Two sticks. |
Dec 2018
12:35pm, 7 Dec 2018
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Jock Itch
My addiction to advocaat & lemonade started around Christmas time. I only tried it for a laugh one year & it just snowballed from there. |
Dec 2018
4:19pm, 7 Dec 2018
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Jock Itch
Since O2 has been down I’ve had to talk to the family. Surprised to hear mum no longer works at Woolworths.
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Dec 2018
6:17pm, 9 Dec 2018
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Brunski
Lost my dog last night. I was out on the streets for over two hours searching for him but with no success. When I got home and told the wife, but she just told me to go out and look harder. So I shaved my head and got a swallow tattooed on my neck but I still couldn't find him. |
Dec 2018
6:29pm, 9 Dec 2018
504 posts
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M1nty
Why did the chicken attend a séance? To get to the other side. |
Dec 2018
4:24am, 10 Dec 2018
213 posts
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JCB
Knock, knock! .. Who's there? Lettuce. .. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here! |
Dec 2018
7:20am, 10 Dec 2018
25,674 posts
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DingdocMerrilyonHigh
Why is Neptune the most gaseous planet ? Because it's behind Uranus |
Dec 2018
9:54am, 11 Dec 2018
15,744 posts
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Stander
So the papers tell us to look out for neighbours in the cold weather. But not once has my 87 year old neighbour ever been round to check I'm okay. The lazy cow hasn't even taken in her milk for the last two weeks.
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Dec 2018
2:16pm, 11 Dec 2018
20,377 posts
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Maclennane
I went to the best burger van ever last night It had four Michelin tyres |
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