Joke of the day........
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Aug 2018
9:15am, 17 Aug 2018
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daz1927
Or did you mean “anal”?
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Aug 2018
10:07am, 17 Aug 2018
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Markymarkmark
A Zen master visiting New York City is hungry, so goes to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays for the $5 dog with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. Where’s my change?" asks the Zen master. The vendor responds, "Change must come from within." |
Aug 2018
2:23pm, 17 Aug 2018
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Shortcut Cam
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two
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Aug 2018
6:01pm, 17 Aug 2018
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wardi
Similar.. what did the Spanish fireman call his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B. |
Aug 2018
10:34pm, 17 Aug 2018
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Seratonin
Is there a Spanish football manager called Juan Knill?
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Aug 2018
5:58am, 18 Aug 2018
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postieboy
How about the Spanish microphone tester Juan Two?
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Aug 2018
1:39pm, 18 Aug 2018
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JRitchie
What did the Spaniard name his kids. Juan and Juan mere.
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Aug 2018
7:38am, 19 Aug 2018
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daz1927
Women can be so shallow. For example, I was chatting with this girl online, and everything was going well until she found out what type of car I live in. |
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Aug 2018
7:40am, 19 Aug 2018
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daz1927
Who’s the bastard, Who’s the bastard, Who’s the bastard in the black.... Labrador? |
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Aug 2018
7:47am, 19 Aug 2018
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daz1927
Aretha Franklin arrives in Heaven and starts singing. “R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me!" “To you." replied Barry Chuckle. |
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