Joke of the day........

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May 2018
8:21pm, 21 May 2018
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ThorntonRunner
[Ditto!]
May 2018
9:47pm, 21 May 2018
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Markymarkmark
[I had to Google the cherries and finally the penny (or the elephant) dropped. It wasn't obvious though!]
May 2018
8:21am, 22 May 2018
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Stander
The elephant / cherry thing didn't work because the original elephant joke said they painted their toenails.

The version I also knew was that they painted their balls, hence why the giraffe joke then works.
May 2018
8:39am, 22 May 2018
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Tumbleweed90
I do love elephant jokes.

How do you kill a big blue elephant?
With your big blue elephant gun of course!

How do you kill a big yellow elephant?
Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
May 2018
8:41am, 22 May 2018
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Tumbleweed90
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!
May 2018
10:05am, 22 May 2018
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Stander
Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
May 2018
10:17am, 22 May 2018
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colindglen
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
May 2018
10:18am, 22 May 2018
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colindglen
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
May 2018
10:18am, 22 May 2018
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colindglen
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
May 2018
1:23pm, 22 May 2018
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Binks
I'm in the doghouse with the wife.

She got a call from the school asking why she hadn't picked up the kids. She yelled at me "FFS I told you this morning! I am working late tonight and so need you to go and pick the kids up from school today!"

I can only vaguely remember the conversation, but I could swear she said "Yanny".

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