Joke of the day........
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May 2018
8:21pm, 21 May 2018
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ThorntonRunner
[Ditto!]
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May 2018
9:47pm, 21 May 2018
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Markymarkmark
[I had to Google the cherries and finally the penny (or the elephant) dropped. It wasn't obvious though!]
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May 2018
8:21am, 22 May 2018
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Stander
The elephant / cherry thing didn't work because the original elephant joke said they painted their toenails. The version I also knew was that they painted their balls, hence why the giraffe joke then works. |
May 2018
8:39am, 22 May 2018
122 posts
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Tumbleweed90
I do love elephant jokes. How do you kill a big blue elephant? With your big blue elephant gun of course! How do you kill a big yellow elephant? Have you ever seen a yellow elephant? |
May 2018
8:41am, 22 May 2018
123 posts
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Tumbleweed90
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant! |
May 2018
10:05am, 22 May 2018
15,671 posts
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Stander
Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom |
May 2018
10:17am, 22 May 2018
355 posts
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colindglen
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance" |
May 2018
10:18am, 22 May 2018
356 posts
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colindglen
How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door. |
May 2018
10:18am, 22 May 2018
357 posts
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colindglen
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door. |
May 2018
1:23pm, 22 May 2018
7,805 posts
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Binks
I'm in the doghouse with the wife. She got a call from the school asking why she hadn't picked up the kids. She yelled at me "FFS I told you this morning! I am working late tonight and so need you to go and pick the kids up from school today!" I can only vaguely remember the conversation, but I could swear she said "Yanny". |
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