Joke of the day........

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swittle May 2018 5:18pm, 16 May 2018 48,684 posts	0 swittle ^ Neat
Seratonin May 2018 8:18pm, 16 May 2018 23,374 posts	0 Seratonin How do elephants hide in cherry trees? They paint their toe nails red.
XB May 2018 9:51pm, 16 May 2018 6,961 posts	0 XB Good deed done today, at Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £51.60 but when she counted out her change she had just under £50. She didn’t want me to help her bless her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
Eynsham Red May 2018 10:09pm, 16 May 2018 2,862 posts	0 Eynsham Red Not so much a joke as my juvenile mind doing its worst with perfectly innocent sentences.......... Watching “Back To The Land With Kate Humble” earlier, an interviewee asked the host “can I come inside you” followed later with “can I take you up the smokery?”
Markymarkmark May 2018 6:55am, 17 May 2018 6,924 posts	0 Markymarkmark If you'rein thatkind ofmood, EY.... My girlfriend asked me for an example of an innuendo. So I gave her one.
Sigh May 2018 7:59am, 17 May 2018 1,657 posts	0 Sigh True story: after exchanging general whingeing on skype message with a female team member yesterday, I typed: "Well, anytime you want to have a good moan then just let me know" - and then looked in horror at the screen....
Pothunter May 2018 10:04am, 17 May 2018 511 posts	0 Pothunter What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue
HappyG(rrr) May 2018 3:13pm, 17 May 2018 28,774 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) @EY and MMM, I always thought innuendo was onomatopoeia. G
Derby Tup May 2018 7:01pm, 17 May 2018 25,863 posts	0 Derby Tup
Markymarkmark May 2018 11:15pm, 17 May 2018 6,929 posts	0 Markymarkmark