Joke of the day........

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Mar 2018
1:26pm, 10 Mar 2018
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Nellers
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It’s a really obscure number. You probably haven’t heard of it.
Mar 2018
7:52am, 11 Mar 2018
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GordonG
how many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

"don't worry about me. sitting by myself. alone. in the dark... "
Mar 2018
12:24pm, 11 Mar 2018
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Jock Itch
What was Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANND EYYYEEEEE...
Mar 2018
8:54am, 12 Mar 2018
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peachy
Ken Dodd died last night ..
"Did he ?"
No , Doddy!

#ToSoon
#R.I.PDoddy
Mar 2018
9:18am, 12 Mar 2018
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GordonG
i understand that Ken's father's canine pet has also been poorly recently. anyone heard any news about that???
Mar 2018
12:16pm, 12 Mar 2018
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Robbo62
Some years ago i said to a colleague that Ken Dodd had had a heart attack, when he said "did he?" i said "No Doddy" and started laughing. He then said "It's not funny he might die."
Mar 2018
7:56pm, 12 Mar 2018
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JRitchie
I said to my missus I'd heard the milkman had slept with every woman in this street except one.

My missus said I bet its that stuck up cow at number 52. RIP Ken Dodd.
Mar 2018
3:01pm, 13 Mar 2018
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Stander
Mar 2018
3:05pm, 13 Mar 2018
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Big Al Widepants
Does it seem fair to tsar all Russians with the same brush?
Mar 2018
9:06am, 14 Mar 2018
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Stander
Stephen Hawkins. Possibly a far too obvious question, but has anyone tried turning him off and then back on again?

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