Joke of the day........
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Dec 2017
10:16am, 16 Dec 2017
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Jock Itch
My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i. |
Dec 2017
11:57am, 16 Dec 2017
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richmachristmas
Yes sorry it was meant to be a toga party, I was ill.
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Dec 2017
1:54pm, 16 Dec 2017
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Jock Itch
I've just bought a house with period features... My wife really hates that nickname. |
Dec 2017
10:36pm, 16 Dec 2017
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Ding Doc merrily on high
This is just wrong on so many levels |
Dec 2017
10:37pm, 16 Dec 2017
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swittle
...but in the spirit of the thread.
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Dec 2017
10:47pm, 16 Dec 2017
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Crash Hamster
Scientist: We've finally taught a dog Morse code. Fido: [Taps paw] Me: What did he say? Scientist: Woof. |
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Dec 2017
2:36pm, 17 Dec 2017
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richmachristmas
As we are pinching gags.... Q "Why did Teresa May get sacked from being in charge at the horse farm?" A"because she couldn't manage a stable government" HIGNFY friday, slightly modded. |
Dec 2017
3:08pm, 17 Dec 2017
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Icelandic Trigirl
What happens if you swallow tinsel? You get tinsilitis. |
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Dec 2017
6:39pm, 17 Dec 2017
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Jock Itch
Last Christmas I bought the mother-in-law a parrot... Two weeks later she brought it round saying "It's shit, it doesn't saying anything!" The parrot pipes up, "I haven't had a fucking chance!" |
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Dec 2017
8:28pm, 17 Dec 2017
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richmachristmas
^^ proper lolling
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