Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Dec 2017 9:10pm, 9 Dec 2017 12,297 posts	0 Jock Itch "I bet you can wrap presents with your eyes shut" I said to my wife "I probably could" she laughed "Great I'll just go & get yours" I said
Jock Itch Dec 2017 1:32pm, 10 Dec 2017 12,298 posts	0 Jock Itch I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken. Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered. The chicken.
megster Dec 2017 4:33pm, 10 Dec 2017 252 posts	0 megster The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including hat, scarf and gloves), 24 hours supply of food and drinks, de-icer, rock-salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. I felt a right idiot on the bus...
Jock Itch Dec 2017 6:57pm, 11 Dec 2017 12,301 posts	0 Jock Itch Just had some people at my door trying to convince me that 'brown bread' was better than 'white bread'.. They were hovis witnesses.
Jenelopy Dec 2017 9:25pm, 11 Dec 2017 146 posts	0 Jenelopy Why are there no asprin in the jungle? Because the paracetamol
Ted Dec 2017 8:39am, 12 Dec 2017 14,502 posts	0 Ted Kim Jong Un is reported to be appearing in the Christmas panto in Seoul. He is taking a Korea change.
K8 Dec 2017 12:50pm, 12 Dec 2017 479 posts	0 K8 My mums favourite joke.... 'why did the man put birdseed down his socks?' 'To feed his pigeon toes!'
Crash Hamster Dec 2017 10:06pm, 12 Dec 2017 978 posts	0 Crash Hamster At a fancy dress party: Host: What have you come as? Me: A harp H: That costume's too small to be a harp! M: Are you calling me a lyre?
wardi Dec 2017 12:57pm, 13 Dec 2017 34 posts	0 wardi Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Nick Cook Dec 2017 1:33pm, 13 Dec 2017 29,467 posts	0 Nick Cook ...or the dyslexic atheist? Didn't believe in a dog.