Joke of the day........
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Oct 2017
1:41pm, 21 Oct 2017
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Superjools
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints |
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Oct 2017
6:31pm, 21 Oct 2017
405 posts
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Superjools
I was on a ladder and had nearly finished putting a poster for Kong - Skull Island. A lady watching me work asked "Is King Kong Coming?" " No " I replied, " That's just the paste off my brush." |
Oct 2017
8:41pm, 21 Oct 2017
20,274 posts
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Seratonin
Inspired by Cyclops joke on previous page: Did you hear about the homosexual seagull that had a queer tern? |
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Oct 2017
10:42pm, 21 Oct 2017
406 posts
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Superjools
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
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Oct 2017
11:16pm, 21 Oct 2017
238 posts
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Silent Runner
It’s a little known fact that some bees can fly higher than Mount Everest. Sounds impressive, until you remember that Mount Everest can barely fly at all. |
Oct 2017
3:57pm, 22 Oct 2017
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richmac
I was getting ready to go for my run this morning, I looked out to see it was overcast. I grabbed my Iphone "Surely it's not going to rain to day?" I asked "Yes it is and don't call me Shirley" it said I'd left it on airplane mode |
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Oct 2017
4:52pm, 22 Oct 2017
407 posts
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Superjools
Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other, "Do you like music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan." |
Oct 2017
6:39pm, 22 Oct 2017
892 posts
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CharlieP
Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other, "Do you like music?" The other replies, "I'm not a big metal fan." |
Oct 2017
6:44pm, 22 Oct 2017
5,470 posts
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daz1927
OMFG - 4 x RbM I maybe do think whoever mentioned the auto-text alert to Fetch may have a point 😜 |
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Oct 2017
6:45pm, 22 Oct 2017
5,471 posts
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daz1927
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