What minor disaster has befallen you today?

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Paul N Apr 2020 9:10am, 4 Apr 2020 894 posts	0 Paul N Broke a glass that was holding a candle getting the twins out of their bath. By the time we had them dried and dressed it was long forgotten about. Walked into the bathroom and heard a crunch under my foot. Thank God I was wearing slippers or my foot would have been minced.
LazyDaisy Apr 2020 9:35am, 4 Apr 2020 29,784 posts	0 LazyDaisy Can't watch Mash Report as I find Nish Kumar unbearably smug and unfunny. Couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of HIGNFY. Going to have to talk to each other on Friday nights
Captain Malcolm Reynolds Apr 2020 9:40am, 4 Apr 2020 861 posts	0 Captain Malcolm Reynolds Starting hiccups last night. That wasn’t the minor disaster, the minor disaster was drinking pickle juice this morning to alleviate them.
Fragile Do Not Bend Apr 2020 10:00am, 4 Apr 2020 5,679 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend [agree about Nish Kumar]
Velociraptor Apr 2020 10:47am, 4 Apr 2020 45,921 posts	0 Velociraptor I appear to have trodden in some dog shit while walking before work this morning, and I don't have any means of cleaning it off.
Eynsham Red Apr 2020 11:43am, 4 Apr 2020 5,542 posts	0 Eynsham Red [If all your appointments are by phone this morning that shouldn’t be a problem. If you have any real patients it might be a good test to see whether they’ve lost their sense of smell 😋]
Velociraptor Apr 2020 12:02pm, 4 Apr 2020 45,927 posts	0 Velociraptor [It's an extra incentive to avoid dragging people down to the clinic for no better reason than that I'm desperate to do a proper consultation. But the amount of kit I have to put on to see even our low-risk, screened patients is incentive enough.]
richmac Apr 2020 12:15pm, 4 Apr 2020 13,832 posts	0 richmac Told my girlfriend the Gregg's joke off the thread. Luckily her looks can't actually kill.
Lizzie W Apr 2020 12:25pm, 4 Apr 2020 22,684 posts	0 Lizzie W Mr W broke the cat flap with a basketball.
Diogenes Apr 2020 2:10pm, 4 Apr 2020 47,047 posts	0 Diogenes Came downstairs to find Ebony and Ivory playing on the radio and started singing along!