Trump: the deathmatch (19-07)

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7:09pm, 19 Jun 2019
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Angus Clydesdale
How does he smell?
Jun 2019
7:28pm, 19 Jun 2019
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GlennR
Who, the shark?
Jun 2019
7:30pm, 19 Jun 2019
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TRO Saracen
Which one?
Jun 2019
7:51pm, 19 Jun 2019
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SailorSteve
Not a “leg” joke but a great quote - The late Marquess’s most prized possession was a wooden leg belonging to his ancestor the first Marquess, second in command to Wellington at Waterloo.“By God, sir, I think I’ve lost a leg,” he told the Duke. To which the Duke replied: “By God, sir, I think you have.”
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8:22pm, 19 Jun 2019
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GregP
My wife's gone to the West Indies.
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8:28pm, 19 Jun 2019
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TRO Saracen
Straight down the M4?
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8:33pm, 19 Jun 2019
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Angus Clydesdale
Jamaica?
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8:35pm, 19 Jun 2019
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TRO Saracen
So she can hide upside down in a bowl of custard
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8:44pm, 19 Jun 2019
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GlennR
I’ll have the chicken pissoles please.
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9:18pm, 19 Jun 2019
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TRO Saracen
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Deathmatch closed 25/06/19.
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GOLD: Trump, an act of flatulence

SILVER: "Nellie the Elephant", a children's song written in 1956 by Ralph Butler and Peter Hart about a fictional anthropomorphic elephant of that name

BRONZE: HMS Trump (P333), a British submarine, 1944–1969
BRONZE: Top Trumps, a card game series

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