Trump: the deathmatch (19-07)
18 watchers
Jun 2019
5:02pm, 19 Jun 2019
112,858 posts
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GregP
One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood
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Jun 2019
5:03pm, 19 Jun 2019
18,941 posts
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TRO Saracen
Me and the Queen are the only people who’ve never farted. FACT! as Benitez would say.....
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Jun 2019
5:03pm, 19 Jun 2019
43,114 posts
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GlennR
I don't know. What is the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?
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Jun 2019
5:07pm, 19 Jun 2019
112,859 posts
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GregP
TOTP Glenners
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Jun 2019
5:09pm, 19 Jun 2019
6,575 posts
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paul the builder
Surely Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc is the better set-up? One is made of wood, the other is Maid of Orleans. |
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Jun 2019
5:31pm, 19 Jun 2019
112,860 posts
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GregP
Indeed, but that's not the joke as I recall it.
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Jun 2019
6:09pm, 19 Jun 2019
55,477 posts
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swittle
Oldest joke: on a Sumerian tablet, ca 1900 BCE. [avoided googling 'far+joke'] Amusingly, the source describes it as a 'crude inscription'. “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.” |
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Jun 2019
6:17pm, 19 Jun 2019
18,943 posts
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TRO Saracen
Surely the oldest joke is: ‘Knock knock’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Doctor’ ‘Doctor who?’ ‘How did you know.....’ I’m told this joke did the rounds 30 years before the first episode..... |
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Jun 2019
6:32pm, 19 Jun 2019
43,117 posts
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GlennR
Even the “my dog’s got no nose” joke is older than that.
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Jun 2019
6:41pm, 19 Jun 2019
18,944 posts
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TRO Saracen
That’s not even as old as ‘A shark bit my leg off’.....
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