Senior Moments - log them here

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Jun 2019
8:57pm, 15 Jun 2019
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Heinzster
I frequently try to use the stapler instead of my mouse, Vrap. I even get irritated when it doesn't work.
Jun 2019
10:44am, 16 Jun 2019
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quimby
I believe there are two people in our company of 300-odd who still use a stapler. I am one of them. Bob is the other one. (I think the finance department might use them, but they are way down the other end of the office, so I can't tell for definite.)
Jun 2019
4:21pm, 17 Jun 2019
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Garfield
I occasionally still try to use my Oyster card to get out of my office...and once tried my office pass on a bus! ;)
Jun 2019
5:46pm, 17 Jun 2019
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Fragile Do Not Bend
I just told my husband that I’d picked up the cat’s tea and flick treatment from the vet.
Jun 2019
10:11pm, 17 Jun 2019
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Jenelopy
Went to make coffee, remembered that the corridor to the closest kitchen was closed. Discovered the next closest kitchen had no sugar, found the next closest kitchen, put coffee and sugar in my mug, walked away.

Thankfully no-one was there to see me turn around, walk back and add boiling water to my mug...
Jun 2019
7:23am, 18 Jun 2019
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Garfield
LOL Jenelopy!
Jun 2019
10:48am, 18 Jun 2019
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Carpathius
On Sunday night I noticed my uni/work passes on the table, so picked them up to put in my uni rucksack.
Arrived on Monday morning, no passes. Rather confused. I literally had them in my hand last night.
At home, not on table.
Go to gym, get bathing suit and towel out in changing room, out fall the passes.

I did put them in a bag after all.
Jun 2019
9:55pm, 19 Jun 2019
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Derby Tup
We were close to meeting our running club friends tonight in the car when I realised I’d left my running shoes at home
Jun 2019
11:18pm, 19 Jun 2019
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Rosehip
I was trying to tell eldest why the ironing board was so wet as he struggled to iron a shirt

- but saying it was because I'd spilled descaler solution when I descaled the toaster wasn't quite what I meant

(my brain was trying to say descaled the kettle - but I knew that was wrong but "toaster" came out of mouth instead of iron)
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Jun 2019
7:50am, 20 Jun 2019
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Descaling the toaster always gets messy.

But descaling the toaster, or the kettle, with an ironing board? That's genius!

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Dropped in at the doctor's to try to arrange a Shingles Jab, which I should get at 70. the receptionist went to see the nurse and came back to inform me that I had had it in June.

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