Senior Moments - log them here
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Mar 2018
7:40pm, 14 Mar 2018
26,956 posts
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Diogenes
When I later came to put out the dinner my eldest daughter, who is vegetarian, pointed out that I’d neglected to cook her veggie sausages.
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Mar 2018
9:28pm, 15 Mar 2018
2,647 posts
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Eynsham Red
My sandwich box lives on top of the toaster. A few months ago on returning from work I put it on top of the toaster which was on, and consequently melted the box. Tonight, feeling peckish, I went to the kitchen, cut some bread, lifted my new sandwich box off the toaster and then put the bread in to toast. I then put my sandwich box back on top of the toaster! Fortunately I realised my error within a few seconds and before things started to melt! |
Mar 2018
4:14pm, 16 Mar 2018
26,533 posts
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Mrs Jigs (Luverlylegs)
I am sure my hair is all the better for being sprayed with deodorant ...
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Mar 2018
4:44pm, 16 Mar 2018
1,806 posts
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Fitz
On the plus side, Mrs J, I'm sure your hair smells lovely and you haven't (yet) glued your armpit hair together with hairspray...
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Mar 2018
11:14am, 19 Mar 2018
33,546 posts
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McGoohan
Takes pack of throat sweets. Gets one sweet. Removes sweet from individual wrapper. Puts wrapper in mouth...
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Mar 2018
11:26am, 19 Mar 2018
34,407 posts
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GlennR
Mrs Jigs and Fitz have reminded me of Joan Rivers’s routine about muddling up the toothpaste and haemorrhoid cream. “At least my ass smells minty fresh”... |
Mar 2018
12:30pm, 19 Mar 2018
22,214 posts
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LindsD
Along the same lines, I took some bread out for the birds along with its wrapper for the bin. Guess what ended up in the bin?
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Mar 2018
2:59pm, 19 Mar 2018
13,973 posts
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Carpathius
Birds won't mind Linds  Microwaved my porridge. Fetched spoon. Opened microwave door. Shut microwave door. Picked up tea cup. Prepared to sit down for breakfast. Where's my porridge? I had neglected to actually take it out of the microwave. |
Mar 2018
7:49am, 22 Mar 2018
2,716 posts
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Hohum
There is something written on the calendar so I don't forget, but I can't work out what it is....
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Mar 2018
9:03am, 22 Mar 2018
18,061 posts
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Wriggling Snake
I found two boxes of cereal in the fridge this morning.
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