Meaningless product descriptions

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5:03pm, 29 Jun 2019
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McGoohan
Whenever a tourist brochure says there are lots more things to see and do, it means they’ve run out of things to see and do.
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5:46pm, 29 Jun 2019
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GregP
Is it Prague?™️
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6:50pm, 29 Jun 2019
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Carpathius
Did I spot a 3001 reference there Dvorak?
Jun 2019
9:00pm, 29 Jun 2019
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Dvorak
Not intentionally, Carpathius. You'll have to explain it to me. Is there an Arthur C Clarke/ Milton Keynes crossover? (Tbh i didn't know he'd written a 3001. Other 3001s are available.)
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9:29pm, 29 Jun 2019
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McGoohan
"Oh my God. it's full of roundabouts"
Jun 2019
6:03pm, 30 Jun 2019
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ChrisHB
Wow - such USPs and no one guessed right.

The tourist destination where you can buy items that are on sale in every wealthy town in the world, and where you can drink coffee is KINGSTON-UPON-THAMES, as featured in many a Thames Bridges Challenge.

And where there is the joint attraction of seaside and ice-cream is BOURNEMOUTH.

Thanks to South-West Railways or whatever they are called this year.
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12:02am, 1 Jul 2019
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Helegant
I had no idea that Milton Keynes and Kingston upon Thames were so similar.
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3:17pm, 1 Jul 2019
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Wine Legs
...yeah, apart from the distinct lack of anything independent in MK...
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10:47pm, 5 Jul 2019
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GregP
twitter.com
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7:46am, 6 Jul 2019
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Rosehip
That's funny :)
but, did you read the replies to that tweet Greppers ?

twitter.com

turns out that the poster stole the pic and the trail of name calling for doing so is quite funny too :)

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