Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Jun 2019 12:10pm, 22 Jun 2019 112,934 posts	0 GregP This isn’t so much meaningless as surprising. ...a premium and sophisticated matt/glossy design featuring chrome decals and see-through carbon fibre.
Diogenes Jun 2019 12:16pm, 22 Jun 2019 37,838 posts	0 Diogenes Designer underpants?
Dochart Jun 2019 8:11pm, 23 Jun 2019 1,006 posts	0 Dochart Trigenic System: Ultralight, gait-reactive flex and engineered deconstruction, a foot-shaped fit and responsive cushioning.
Carpathius Jun 2019 9:27pm, 23 Jun 2019 17,260 posts	0 Carpathius That's a pair of shorts, right?
Maclennane Jun 2019 2:33pm, 26 Jun 2019 20,995 posts	0 Maclennane Somewhere between a race car and a super casual flip flop you'll find the RX BREAK 2.0.
Badger Jun 2019 6:12pm, 26 Jun 2019 10,969 posts	0 Badger Nowhere between an elephant and a rusty can of compressed air will you find a brain in whoever wrote that.
Weean Jun 2019 6:53pm, 26 Jun 2019 1,359 posts	0 Weean see-through carbon fibre. Has someone been using diamond?
Dvorak Jun 2019 8:54pm, 26 Jun 2019 17,741 posts	0 Dvorak Maybe the fibres are made of buckminsterfullerene?
ChrisHB Jun 2019 3:50pm, 29 Jun 2019 18,141 posts	0 ChrisHB Here is a tourist destination which the advertiser is suggesting we should visit for a weekend. Its unique features make it pretty easy to guess... Are we all ready? Drinking flat whites in independent coffee shops, shopping for brands in the Xxxxxx Centre and exploring the Market Square. There really is so much to see and do. This one - also suggested for a weekend visit - is easier: Enjoy one of the 750,000 ice creams sold each year, hit the waves on a surf board or go for a stroll between the two piers. Whatever you choose to do, you won't be disappointed.
Dvorak Jun 2019 4:49pm, 29 Jun 2019 17,750 posts	0 Dvorak What if it's a rubbish ice cream and there are no waves? Will they give a refund? The first one is Milton Keynes.