My Vital Statistics Today are ....

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Mar 2020
2:38pm, 30 Mar 2020
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northernslowcoach
NEI - 2
CVI - 5
Dressed - leggings and long sleeve shirt
Underwear - black M&S
Fish cakes made for tea - 4
Patient waiting for call from GP - 1, me
Mar 2020
8:40pm, 30 Mar 2020
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Minnie Mad
NEI: 2
CCI: 4
Miles run: 5
Steps 12,486
Weight: 9st 4lb
Socks: functional and a bit grubby
% of day well used: 80%
Times left house: 1
Bad things eaten: marzipan chocolate
Stripey kill: 0
Mar 2020
9:04pm, 30 Mar 2020
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Northern Exile
Nice on Minnie. Functional and a bit grubby also describes my socks
Mar 2020
11:14pm, 30 Mar 2020
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Minnie Mad
:)
Mar 2020
11:20pm, 30 Mar 2020
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CStar
NEI: 2 with outbreaks of 7
CVI: 3
Hours spent working: 10
Breaks during working day: 2
New Robins to my Batman inducted: 1

Hours of induction: 4.5
Miles run tonight: 4
F off hills run up: 2
Hours spent on new fancy pants Zwift app: 1
Suppers eaten by DS2: 2 (including mine)
F**ks given by OH about this: 0
Trousers: jeans as usual
Top: can't remember, a normal shirt of some sort
Sweater: blue, bobbly
Underwear: M&S boxers flower pattern
Food in fridge: Loads
Inedible scones cooked by OH: loads
Mar 2020
7:34am, 31 Mar 2020
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Minnie Mad
Shame about the scenes.My teen has baked some excellent biscuits, scones and a cake but we both have to admit defeat on the pasty as it's tough as old boots. Fortunately for my waistline the flour has run out and there is none in the shops!
Apr 2020
4:45pm, 2 Apr 2020
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LindsD
NEI: 2
CV: 4
Hours spent working: 8
Actual productive time: 2 hours approx.
Hours spent on Asda visit: 2
Frustration index of Asda visit: 100
Exercise done: boot camp
Overwhelming feeling: weariness
Creme Eggs: 1
Underwear: black
Socks: black
Trousers: jeans, for a change
Time at which eldest resident child got up: 15.30
Apr 2020
6:00pm, 2 Apr 2020
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Velociraptor
NEI: 1.75
CVI: 4
Hours spent at work: 6
Patients telephoned: 3
Patients examined: 1
Rows of knitting done: 6
Miles run: 7.1
Supermarkets bypassed due to the presence of queues: 3
Top: red, Arc'teryx, 2006 edition
Trousers: navy, Peter Storm, one small paint stain
Underwear: whitish, clean
Socks: none
Apr 2020
7:01pm, 2 Apr 2020
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Minnie Mad
NEI: 1
CVI: 3
Miles run: 4
Other exercise: Joe Wicks PE (at school!)
Other runners seen while out: 1 (she was faster than me!)
Steps: 15,633
Socks: Black, slightly saggy
% of day well used: 90% (at work today)
Times left house: 1 (although out all day)
Bad things eaten: treacle sponge and custard (how could I say no?) two cherry scones and a choc ice.

Stripey kill: 1 headless mouse (large) and a teeny tiny shrew (possibly the one that went under the washing machine?)
Amount of crockery the teen got through while I was out at work: at least 3/4 of a dishwasher full.
Apr 2020
9:39pm, 2 Apr 2020
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Northern Exile
I am contemplating a change to the CV Index. I think I have to be realistic - nobody is going to own up to a sex-fest during the pandemic, so I need a replacement for CVI 6. Any suggestions? I will choose the best one. Then again, I might not ;-)

About This Thread

Maintained by Northern Exile
This is a place to record your HR as of this minute and anything else that is of consequence. It's also the best place to record your current level of euphoria or, more likely, frustration. You can rate that on the Northern Exile Index (NEI):

1 - Calm and unruffled. Cheerful, sunny demeanour
2 - Keeping cool, but not exactly full of joy
3 - As long as I don't have to talk I'll be fine
4 - Mildly pissed-off
5 - Irritated. Tension and anxiety beginning to increase
6 - Annoyed. I'm keeping a lid on it, but only just
7 - Stressed - keep out of my way
8 - Angry. It won't take much to set me off
9 - Incandescent with rage
10 - One step closer and I'll tear your fucking lungs out

Additionally, now that the rate of COVID 19 infections is on the rise you have the opportunity to rate your current status or simply your level of incredulity. Choose as many as you like

CVI 1 - I'm safe. Do your fucking worst virus!
CVI 2 - Worried about other family members
CVI 3 - Kids are driving me nuts
CVI 4 - Alright, I'm bored now
CVI 5 - Angry at the Goverment's response
CVI 6 - Even more angry at Anti-Vax wankers
CVI 7 - Been in my PJs all week
CVI 8 - Developing bedsores
CVI 9 - Feigning symptoms to avoid domestic tasks
CVI 10 - Got symptoms :-(

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