Things you want to say but can't

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Oct 2017
12:29pm, 23 Oct 2017
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shyfire
It's one thing washing your own dirty linen in public but maybe think before hanging someone else out to dry. Never heard of discrestion.
Oct 2017
12:31pm, 23 Oct 2017
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shyfire
[Without the extra s.]
Oct 2017
1:35pm, 23 Oct 2017
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Wobbling
You appear to lack volume control or an off switch. You’re like a broken telly.
Oct 2017
1:46pm, 23 Oct 2017
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1step2far
It takes seconds to fact check a post. It was obvious it was a hoax. Stop the righteous indignation.

Oh and the holiday and car competition posts you shared are also scams but I give up.
Oct 2017
1:53pm, 23 Oct 2017
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Velociraptor
Yes, I can magic up a CAMHS appointment for you, and if I couldn't it wouldn't matter because I have a true vocation for adolescent mental health problems.
Oct 2017
2:19pm, 23 Oct 2017
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Velociraptor
I trust our receptionist advised you that if you give four telephone numbers on which you can be contacted I won't try all of them, I'll try one of them, and if that turns out to be a work number I'll put the 'phone straight down.
Oct 2017
2:56pm, 23 Oct 2017
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Velociraptor
So if she's not herself, who is she? I'm not visiting unless you can reassure me that she isn't an axe murderer.
Oct 2017
3:08pm, 23 Oct 2017
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FergusG
Perhaps you should’ve booked two train seats, instead of occupying at least half of mine.
Oct 2017
3:19pm, 23 Oct 2017
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Wobbling
Oh fuck off you arrogant little shit. You couldn’t lead your way out of a paper bag with a torch and a guide-dog.
Oct 2017
3:38pm, 23 Oct 2017
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ChrisHB
Thanks to the many reports my laptop sends to Google every time Google Earth crashes, they have fixed it so that it does not break every time I shut the lid.

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