Your lack of manners

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Jun 2011
10:45am, 30 Jun 2011
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monki
Nothing says 'I love you' like a wooden spoon. TO EAT YOUR GRILLED REMAINS.

Oh, sorry. Thought I was in a Luther episode for a min.
Jun 2011
10:49am, 30 Jun 2011
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ogee
*Power to the people*
Raises fist in a *Wolfie* Smith type fashion.
Jun 2011
10:51am, 30 Jun 2011
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Hoaxster
A black person moves into the cul-de-sac, with hilarious consequences!
Jun 2011
10:52am, 30 Jun 2011
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Slowboy
* When a guest in another's house, you do not lie in bed until late morning in households that rise early; you fall in line with house norms

Dear future mother in law,

I would have been up earlier, but I was giving your son a blowjob, something I don't like to rush. I'm informing you of this in writing, rather than phoning you now, because I am again fellating your son at this very moment. After your charming email bringing my attention to my manners I could not possibly consider speaking to you with my mouth full.
Jun 2011
10:53am, 30 Jun 2011
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adrianb1066
:-) Slowboy LOL
Jun 2011
10:53am, 30 Jun 2011
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JenL
Double entendres involving a sizeable cleavage
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10:54am, 30 Jun 2011
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Hoaxster
That sort of beastly practice wasn't invented until 1982.
Jun 2011
10:55am, 30 Jun 2011
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sheri3004
Oh, Mr Rigsby...
Jun 2011
10:56am, 30 Jun 2011
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monki
How queer.
Jun 2011
10:57am, 30 Jun 2011
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JenL
Hilarious puns based on feline creatures

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