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Write yourself a Christmas card.

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BigChiefRunningBore Dec 2017 10:25pm, 12 Dec 2017 20589 posts	0 BigChiefRunningBore Every year I have Christmas cards left over due to a lack of envelopes, normally caused by me writing the wrong address at some point. So I wrote myself a card. I might blog it tomorrow. What would you say/ wish to yourself?
McGoohan Dec 2017 10:31pm, 12 Dec 2017 32283 posts	0 McGoohan Do you not have some sort of sticky label thing to go over the wrong address? I find that nothing says 'I care' more than a scrawl where I've crossed out the wrong address, and the correct address squeezed into the remaining inch. What would I say? 'Merry Xmas, me. Thanks for wasting another ****ing year'
ChrisHB Dec 2017 10:39pm, 12 Dec 2017 15786 posts	0 ChrisHB "Don't be so hard on yourself."
Dvorak Dec 2017 11:50pm, 12 Dec 2017 14954 posts	0 Dvorak "You are a good person, mainly; but you could try being a bit less fucking useless." (McG?? You seem to have got quite a lot into your year.)
WA Dec 2017 12:29am, 13 Dec 2017 4789 posts	0 WA I'd say Keep writing the cards Keep keeping on You're better at this life thing than you think. People like you
Jock Itch Dec 2017 7:42am, 13 Dec 2017 12302 posts	0 Jock Itch Happy Christmas you sexy stallion of a man, You are to Christmas what peaches are to cream and what Torville is to Dean, Little Donkey ? You big donkey you Merry Christmas my love xxx
Fierce and Festive Fleecy Dec 2017 8:00am, 13 Dec 2017 38875 posts	0 Fierce and Festive Fleecy ‘Mate, life might not be perfect, but at least you don’t have an unhealthy obsession with donkeys (and possibly horses) like Jock Itch does’
Wriggling Snake Dec 2017 8:18am, 13 Dec 2017 17251 posts	0 Wriggling Snake Mine would say. Have you sorted out that dough pizza recioe yet?

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