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Write yourself a Christmas card.

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Dec 2017
10:25pm, 12 Dec 2017
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Every year I have Christmas cards left over due to a lack of envelopes, normally caused by me writing the wrong address at some point.

So I wrote myself a card. I might blog it tomorrow. What would you say/ wish to yourself?
Dec 2017
10:31pm, 12 Dec 2017
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Do you not have some sort of sticky label thing to go over the wrong address? I find that nothing says 'I care' more than a scrawl where I've crossed out the wrong address, and the correct address squeezed into the remaining inch.

What would I say? 'Merry Xmas, me. Thanks for wasting another ****ing year'
Dec 2017
10:39pm, 12 Dec 2017
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"Don't be so hard on yourself."
Dec 2017
11:50pm, 12 Dec 2017
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"You are a good person, mainly; but you could try being a bit less fucking useless."

(McG?? You seem to have got quite a lot into your year.)
Dec 2017
12:29am, 13 Dec 2017
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I'd say
Keep writing the cards

Keep keeping on
You're better at this life thing than you think.

People like you
Dec 2017
7:42am, 13 Dec 2017
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Jock Itch
Happy Christmas you sexy stallion of a man,
You are to Christmas what peaches are to cream and what Torville is to Dean,
Little Donkey ? You big donkey you ;)
Merry Christmas my love xxx
Dec 2017
8:00am, 13 Dec 2017
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Fierce and Festive Fleecy
‘Mate, life might not be perfect, but at least you don’t have an unhealthy obsession with donkeys (and possibly horses) like Jock Itch does’
Dec 2017
8:18am, 13 Dec 2017
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Wriggling Snake
Mine would say. Have you sorted out that dough pizza recioe yet?

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