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Jan 2009
11:13am, 21 Jan 2009
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Hang on. Hang on. Something's not computing here.

Are you saying this s..e..x (whispers) thing can be practiced other than for the procreation of the human race...?

Ye gods! Filthy wretches! Fornicators!!!! I shall share not a forum with such foul minded sinners.....

*goes to have a lie down in a darkened room*
Jan 2009
11:14am, 21 Jan 2009
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plodding hippo
LOL at "fornicators"!

what a splendid word
Jan 2009
11:18am, 21 Jan 2009
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I live by these splendid principles..

"If a man marries in order to have children, he ought not to have a sexual desire for his wife. . . . He ought to produce children by a reverent, disciplined act of will." - Clement of Alexandria (c. 150–215)

"Do you imagine that we approve of any sexual intercourse except for the procreation of children?" and "He who is too ardent a lover of his own wife is an adulterer." - St. Jerome (342–420)

"It is one thing to lie together with the sole will of generating: this has no fault. It is another to seek the pleasure of flesh in lying, although within the limits of marriage, this has venial fault." - Augustine (354–430)

Okay, they also thought the world was flat, but, you know, we can't be right all the time.

I think they should teach this stuff in schools....
Jan 2009
11:20am, 21 Jan 2009
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http://www.fetcheveryone.com/showgalleryphoto.php?filename=9146_21670.jpg

For me it's the abs and those distracting hip muscle - y bits... :-)
Jan 2009
11:33am, 21 Jan 2009
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Steady Edina
Does fornicating class as an interest/hobbie? I can appreciate Daniels aesthetics but he's just not doing it for me. *sigh*
Jan 2009
3:58pm, 21 Jan 2009
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I suppose fornicating could be classed as a hobby, but I wouldn't include it on your CV.

(unless you're applying to be a porn star, then I think it's probably expected)
Jan 2009
4:01pm, 21 Jan 2009
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Lawnmower Man
No time for fornication out her in the nam...it's not the kinda bush i want to be in just now!!!!
Jan 2009
4:13pm, 21 Jan 2009
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Steady Edina
Thanks Uniqua I'll amend my CV
Jan 2009
4:22pm, 21 Jan 2009
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Finders
me - most of the time :-)

I must be the only one turned off by Danny though i think.
Jan 2009
4:24pm, 21 Jan 2009
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mxhornet
He doesn't turn me on FF ;-)

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