Who are all the single Fetchies!!

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Sep 2020
9:24pm, 15 Sep 2020
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Red Squirrel
I had a quick look at New Soulmates. You can do a search without having to create a log in. I think it's a front for burglars; as quite a few of the men are looking for a "partner in crime."
Sep 2020
2:31pm, 16 Sep 2020
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MazH
Squizz, that is terrible!! hahaha!
Sep 2020
10:06pm, 16 Sep 2020
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Red Squirrel
So cheesy; but true! I counted about 5.

There aren't too many of the wanky, poetry-based taglines yet "You are my milkmaid; I am the snake god and we will walk in the mists of dawn together"-type bollocks. Seems a bit more down-to-earth at first look.
Sep 2020
10:21pm, 16 Sep 2020
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Meglet
There’s always Wayne Lineker
twitter.com

(Quite apart from the age requirements not being met by anyone on this thread, I can’t imagine any of us going for it. It’s the worst type of dating profile. )
Sep 2020
7:03am, 17 Sep 2020
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halfpint
What a dick.
Sep 2020
7:13am, 17 Sep 2020
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Too Much Water
Narcissistic coke addict who’s been rinsing his brothers fame for 30 years.

Wonder if he has many #metoo incidents unreported?
Sep 2020
7:21am, 17 Sep 2020
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Pou Pou LePhoõk
The bit about 'I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready meals' is a classic.
Sep 2020
7:23am, 17 Sep 2020
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Pou Pou LePhoõk
Nothing wrong with milkmaids, though, RS. And shepherdesses.
Sep 2020
8:19am, 17 Sep 2020
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Pou Pou LePhoõk
RS - any progress on your housing situation?
Sep 2020
11:03am, 17 Sep 2020
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Red Squirrel
It sounds like a piss-take. My friend took me to Blackpool once and we walked past his bar.

Joe Lycett posted a spoof one about eggs. I love Joe Lycett anyway but even more now as I also love eggs. So - I need to marry Joe Lycett .. and James Wong; but as both are gay men; probably wouldn't work.

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