Nov 2013
3:36pm, 23 Nov 2013
12,919 posts
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TGIFleecy
The woman at Body Pump who gets there 10 minutes early and hangs round outside waiting for the previous class to finish and the second it has she sprints into the studio to claim 'her' space at the front in the middle of 3 mirrors and then pushes into all the people waiting to collect equipment only to repeat this in reverse when it's finished. She has no manners whatsoever and every week she pisses me off.
Luckily I am in the previous class so I always manage to sneak my mat on to the left hand mirror side so she is forced to share the space. It's a really busy class, otherwise she would be taking up a whole extra space compared with everyone else. Basically she is a rude fucking bitch and I hope that my sweaty stench offends her
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Nov 2013
5:07pm, 23 Nov 2013
1,263 posts
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Winded
I quite like a bit of Dr Who but..."50 years of Dr Who" - no, it isn't! It's just 50 years since the first episode. Most of that time has had no Dr Who. How about "About 15 years of Dr Who but we think you are all too stupid to notice"
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Nov 2013
5:28pm, 23 Nov 2013
7,594 posts
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.B.
[Fleecy do the class before in "her" place and don't move, it'll mess with her mind! :-)]
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Nov 2013
9:31pm, 23 Nov 2013
1,014 posts
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Fellrunning
Geoff Boycotts Granny.
Apparently she could see off the Australian bowlers with a stick of rhubarb.
So why hasn't the unpatriotic old bat made herself available for the ashes tour?
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Nov 2013
9:32pm, 23 Nov 2013
8,263 posts
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Derby Tup
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Nov 2013
9:41pm, 23 Nov 2013
19,919 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Rhubarb season's over?
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Nov 2013
10:17pm, 23 Nov 2013
12,928 posts
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TGIFleecy
Winded: we've had 50 years worth of bollocks about Dr Who this week alone...
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Nov 2013
6:02pm, 24 Nov 2013
13,828 posts
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*jono*
don't be soft fleecey
Right here's one for ya - COW driving on the Conwy Half Marathon course, texting on her f*cking i phone, I thought go on love knock a runner over and you've got a hat trick.
and
why do runners take a drink, keep hold of it and throw it away on part of the course in a grass verge on the side of a mountain - and he was a local in a welsh top - fat knob!!!!
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Nov 2013
10:22pm, 24 Nov 2013
3,449 posts
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Wine Legs
Easy open tabs that tear off, leaving the pack tightly closed (even worse when it's bacon).
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Nov 2013
9:10am, 25 Nov 2013
28,239 posts
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Velociraptor
The sluggishness of my work computer system this morning. We pay a lot of money for the IT to be kept in good working order and these frequent random slownesses during working hours are most irritating. The only thing worse is when it does its random crashing thing, which is also a daily event.
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