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What really grinds your gears?

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XB Jan 2013 8:36pm, 7 Jan 2013 2,762 posts	Quote Pin XB Fucking stupid cocking meerkats. Fucking stupid cocking numbnutting Go Compare. Take a joke and wring it out until it's bone dry.
heebiejeebie Jan 2013 7:27am, 8 Jan 2013 2,976 posts	Quote Pin heebiejeebie When I'm running in reflective fluoro kit, almost running into some prat cycling in black clothing with no lights. On the pavement.
Toks Jan 2013 7:31am, 8 Jan 2013 29,487 posts	Quote Pin Toks People that just stand in the middle of the pavement while I am running, just annoying
Grandpa Flump Jan 2013 8:58am, 8 Jan 2013 89 posts	Quote Pin Grandpa Flump Bloody schoolkids and all the associated commuting crap that comes with mummy needing to use her 4 x 4 to drop little Tarquin at his expensive school. Especially when she swings her tank across the cycle path and pavement without checking for me on my bike and the person walking along the road. Then there's the little shits that think they can just wander along in the road so they can stay 5 abreast and expect me to move or stop cycling so they can carry on. And finally the cocking titmonkeys that think that my luminous, flashing presence on a roundabout is an invitation to try and kill me by pretending give way to the right doesn't exist for bikes! Grrrr!!!
Fravage Jan 2013 9:06am, 8 Jan 2013 148 posts	Quote Pin Fravage Professor Stephen Hawking in a Go Compare ad. So so wrong
Duchess Jan 2013 9:18am, 8 Jan 2013 2,450 posts	Quote Pin Duchess So-called communications professionals that can't use a spell-checker. Grrrr....
Velociraptor Jan 2013 10:58am, 8 Jan 2013 23,309 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor People who "know their own bodies". And feeling inhibited about saying, "That's not your precious and cherished Bipolar, that's just plain Bad Behaviour."
Puddington Jan 2013 11:14am, 8 Jan 2013 48,359 posts	Quote Pin Puddington I swear I am actually going to slap the next grown woman I see in a fucking furry hat with ears/eyes/beak/whatever. What is WRONG with you? You are in your fucking forties and I'm sure it's not 'dress like a twat day' EVERY day.
Velociraptor Jan 2013 11:36am, 8 Jan 2013 23,311 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor The dilemma is whether the furry hat with facial features and the fluffy rucksack with facial features should match or contrast.
Frobester Jan 2013 11:52am, 8 Jan 2013 21,496 posts	Quote Pin Frobester That's a very Trinny and Susannah-esque comment V-rap!