Weird Superpowers

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Valyrian Plastic Jul 2017 5:04pm, 12 Jul 2017 6,110 posts	0 Valyrian Plastic In the spirit of Izzy Backyet's latest blog: If you could have a weird superpower (i.e. basically useless; nothing obvious like flight or super strength etc.), what would it be? I'd have the power to attract dropped change towards me to aid my charity collecting. Essentially, I'd be a shitty Magneto knock-off.
fetcheveryone Jul 2017 5:07pm, 12 Jul 2017 18,506 posts	0 fetcheveryone All hail shitty magneto
fetcheveryone Jul 2017 5:10pm, 12 Jul 2017 18,507 posts	0 fetcheveryone I would like the ability to sleep with my eyes open.
fetcheveryone Jul 2017 5:13pm, 12 Jul 2017 18,508 posts	0 fetcheveryone And I'd like to be able to eat unlimited crisps.
Maclennane Jul 2017 5:19pm, 12 Jul 2017 19,473 posts	0 Maclennane retractable hair, like a girls world. So I don't have to get it cut. This would also apply to my beard.
Valyrian Plastic Jul 2017 5:23pm, 12 Jul 2017 6,112 posts	0 Valyrian Plastic I like the idea of not needing haircuts - and if the hair can also be dyed and styled without chemicals that would be a plus.
mulbs Jul 2017 5:24pm, 12 Jul 2017 13,106 posts	0 mulbs The ability to have beautiful toenails
Fierce and Fearless Fleecy Jul 2017 7:22pm, 12 Jul 2017 35,901 posts	0 Fierce and Fearless Fleecy Fetch: my ds2 can sleep with his eyes half open, he was doing it on the train the other day! It's quite alarming watching his eyes rolling about! I think he only does it when he's really tired...
Velociraptor Jul 2017 7:24pm, 12 Jul 2017 36,477 posts	0 Velociraptor Fellmouse used to sleep with her eyes open. It was only useful for weirding people out.
McGoohan Jul 2017 7:24pm, 12 Jul 2017 30,038 posts	0 McGoohan I'd like the ability to know which way round to put a USB cable in first time.