Weird Superpowers

4 watchers
Jul 2017
7:25pm, 12 Jul 2017
15,072 posts
  •  
  • 0
ChrisHB
To have an appearance of rapt attentiveness while being asleep.
Jul 2017
7:26pm, 12 Jul 2017
15,073 posts
  •  
  • 0
ChrisHB
McG, I think that is too useful and unlikely a skill to be valid on this thread.
Jul 2017
7:28pm, 12 Jul 2017
6,114 posts
  •  
  • 0
Valyrian Plastic
Ah, but how could you use it to fight crime?

If you don't have a good answer to that, it's valid.
Jul 2017
7:59pm, 12 Jul 2017
2,190 posts
  •  
  • 0
decorum
I'd like to be able to help protect endangered flat surfaces :-)
Jul 2017
9:52pm, 12 Jul 2017
19,475 posts
  •  
  • 0
Maclennane
Dammit, my retractable hair could function as a disguise to infiltrate criminal gangs, so I fear it's out. Toenails, however...
Jul 2017
10:01pm, 12 Jul 2017
6,118 posts
  •  
  • 0
Valyrian Plastic
I guess I've made my own gift invalid by using my own logic, since I'd be raising money to rescue impoverished people who'd otherwise become criminals.

Never mind, I'll just wish for the power to put the right amount of milk in my coffee.
Jul 2017
10:42pm, 12 Jul 2017
926 posts
  •  
  • 0
Heinzster
The ability to complete my day's work while simultaneously being able to read a book, watch tv, run or do something fun.
DMZ
Jul 2017
12:10am, 13 Jul 2017
60 posts
  •  
  • 0
DMZ
Vehicle Repellent that allows me to run across junctions stress-free.
Jul 2017
6:06am, 13 Jul 2017
35,910 posts
  •  
  • 0
Fierce and Fearless Fleecy
You could just use a measuring cup for that, VP :)

Got something to say?

To join the discussion, sign in or join us.

About This Thread

Maintained by Valyrian Plastic
If you could have a weird superpower, what would it be?

The Doctor K Cup

This year sees the fifth edition of our annual challenge in memory of the Fetchies who have sadly passed away. It's named after Doctor K, who died of pancreatic cancer in 2017

Are you doing the right training?

See typical mileage, pace and long run stats for every distance and goal. See a comparison with your own training.

Heart Rate Analysis

See your heart rate training data from the last 12 months broken down in technicolour.

Flat as a pancake?

We've collected thousands of your reviews from events, and worked out which races give you the best chance of a fast time!


Back To Top
X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!
Get Started
Click here to join 109,083 Fetchies!
Already a Fetchie? Sign in here