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Weird Superpowers

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Jul 2017
7:25pm, 12 Jul 2017
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ChrisHB
To have an appearance of rapt attentiveness while being asleep.
Jul 2017
7:26pm, 12 Jul 2017
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ChrisHB
McG, I think that is too useful and unlikely a skill to be valid on this thread.
Jul 2017
7:28pm, 12 Jul 2017
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Valyrian Plastic
Ah, but how could you use it to fight crime?

If you don't have a good answer to that, it's valid.
Jul 2017
7:59pm, 12 Jul 2017
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decorum
I'd like to be able to help protect endangered flat surfaces :-)
Jul 2017
9:52pm, 12 Jul 2017
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Maclennane
Dammit, my retractable hair could function as a disguise to infiltrate criminal gangs, so I fear it's out. Toenails, however...
Jul 2017
10:01pm, 12 Jul 2017
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Valyrian Plastic
I guess I've made my own gift invalid by using my own logic, since I'd be raising money to rescue impoverished people who'd otherwise become criminals.

Never mind, I'll just wish for the power to put the right amount of milk in my coffee.
Jul 2017
10:42pm, 12 Jul 2017
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Heinzster
The ability to complete my day's work while simultaneously being able to read a book, watch tv, run or do something fun.
DMZ
Jul 2017
12:10am, 13 Jul 2017
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DMZ
Vehicle Repellent that allows me to run across junctions stress-free.
Jul 2017
6:06am, 13 Jul 2017
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Fierce and Fearless Fleecy
You could just use a measuring cup for that, VP :)

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If you could have a weird superpower, what would it be?

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