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Valentine's predictive text poem

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McGoohan
McGoohan
Feb 2020
3:05pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,354 posts
McGoohan
An old woman in a grey van was following me closely yesterday. She was so far up my tailpipe we were practically engaged. Then she overtook leaving a cigarette paper's width between us and we were like two ships that pass (and nearly collide) in the night.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Feb 2020
3:10pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,953 posts
Nicholls595
Have you got another one? More..... Silence of the lamby?
McGoohan
McGoohan
Feb 2020
3:12pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,355 posts
McGoohan
Yes, but... I'd rather not be banned....
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Feb 2020
3:13pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,954 posts
Nicholls595
~ slopes off in search of a thread where dodgy poems can slip under the radar ~
Dvorak
Dvorak
Feb 2020
3:16pm, 14 Feb 2020
18,956 posts
Dvorak
Roses are not open
Violets are not open
Sugar is dissolved
And so on the way to get to the pub quiz for the beach at sunset in the morning

(Was that meant for another thread, McG? Some almost reversed into my side as I drove back from a burial today.)
JustCommando!
JustCommando!
Feb 2020
3:17pm, 14 Feb 2020
3,691 posts
JustCommando!
Roses are red meme
Violets are blue poem
sugar is an example from what group of chemicals
and so this is Christmas

(Google autocomplete, work profile)

Roses are you still there
Violets are doing ok
Sugar is dissolved in water
And so far you have a good day

(Text suggested next word)
McGoohan
McGoohan
Feb 2020
3:18pm, 14 Feb 2020
43,357 posts
McGoohan
I was responding to Nico on the prev page, Dvorak:
"Valentines poem and vans......... Maccers-Gooers?")
JRitchie
JRitchie
Feb 2020
3:24pm, 14 Feb 2020
1,688 posts
JRitchie
Roses are the same as Christmas
Violets are black
Sugar is in my bag
and so we have won.
Pothunter
Pothunter
Feb 2020
3:31pm, 14 Feb 2020
2,039 posts
Pothunter
Violets are getting a mixed response here :-)
Caterpillar
Caterpillar
Feb 2020
4:04pm, 14 Feb 2020
7,977 posts
Caterpillar
Rose's are on a challenge
Violets are a lot
Sugar is the best thing for the body
And so now I have to say I have a good idea.

Stupid bloody phone. It has no idea. Why did I even ask it?

About This Thread

Maintained by HappyG(rrr)
Roses are ...
Violets are ...
Sugar is ...
And so ...

Roses are a great Hogmany,
Violets are a bit more of the world of a team,
Sugar is the best of luck
And so many congrats!

What's yours?! :-) G

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