Tough Mudder, Total Warrior, other Absolute Tw@ races

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Feb 2014
4:19pm, 12 Feb 2014
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DeeGee
I just don't understand why anyone gives a shit whether or not I give a shit.
Feb 2014
4:23pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Spleen
I don't give a shit whether or not anyone gives a shit about whether I give a shit. If I did give a shit about whether others gave a shit I wouldn't give enough of a shit to post about whether I give a shit.
Feb 2014
4:29pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Frobester
That's far too much faecal donation.
Feb 2014
4:31pm, 12 Feb 2014
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BigChiefRunningBore
I blame post-modernism
Feb 2014
4:31pm, 12 Feb 2014
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BigChiefRunningBore
and smart arses.
Feb 2014
4:44pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Binks
ultrasignup.com

Here is a tough mudder for you.
Feb 2014
4:52pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Naomi P
It's all very meta up there ^^^^

I'm looking forward to training for Total Wuss-Off tonight. It will involve pizza, wine, the sofa and no mud.
Feb 2014
4:58pm, 12 Feb 2014
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RedBen
I've really enjoyed this thread, coming to it a bit late!

I have absolutely no desire, nor the ability, to take part in one of these "I'm hard" events. I have absolutely no problem with anyone else spending their cash on them and to paraphrase a terrible old apologist's saying "some of my best friends have completed Tough Mudder".

This rubbishing of running and the fitness it creates though is just nonsense and, in a way, similar to the trend a good few years back now, to look slightly sneeringly on those who "only" completed halfs and marathons. You saw this a lot when tris became more popular and, or so it seemed, the world, his wife, Sophie Raworth and Natasha Kaplinsky were looking down their noses at you if you hadn't done a tri.
Feb 2014
5:09pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Joopsy
Chief, your fat nephew? Come on sunshine, it's you really isn't it?

That grindy gears thread belongs on The Daily Mail letters page.
Feb 2014
5:31pm, 12 Feb 2014
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Johnny Blaze
Entries to TOTAL WUSS! are now closed.

Entries to our sister event - ENEMA WARRIOR! - will be open soon.

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