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Duchess Jan 2012 5:15pm, 7 Jan 2012 658 posts	Quote Pin Duchess My (now-ex) husband used to do a bit of rough shooting on the local farms and one day came home with two pigeons. Whilst trying to keep them out of the cats' possession, he had the "inspired" idea to put them in the sideboard (old, very solid and thick wood). By the time he'd had a shower and a few drinks, he'd forgotten about the pigeons. That particular cupboard door was not opened for several months....
lammo Jan 2012 5:46pm, 7 Jan 2012 4,330 posts	Quote Pin lammo oh shit, that reminds we have a dead chicken in a box in the garage, been there about 5 or 6 days i reckon, must bury her tomorrow.
James1982a Jan 2012 6:43pm, 7 Jan 2012 7,140 posts	Quote Pin James1982a It had been cooked once The remains had been put in there out the way!
LLL1 Jan 2012 6:49pm, 7 Jan 2012 10,552 posts	Quote Pin LLL1 I have a nasty ear infection and cant stop comfort eatting
MissChappo Jan 2012 11:32am, 9 Jan 2012 11,366 posts	Quote Pin MissChappo I've forgotten my glasses and only 10 minutes at my PC illustrates how badly I need them.
The Scribbler Jan 2012 1:42pm, 9 Jan 2012 1,391 posts	Quote Pin The Scribbler I've just cancelled the holiday I've booked from work. I've eaten some cake to cheer me up, but it hasn't. I really wish I didn't have to go through this palaver every time we 'want' to go away.
James1982a Jan 2012 11:54am, 17 Jan 2012 7,164 posts	Quote Pin James1982a I want one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0uAk4v8RNI
Oysterboy Jan 2012 12:55pm, 17 Jan 2012 1,893 posts	Quote Pin Oysterboy I have a cold. I must have picked it up spending so much time in hospital lately. I'm really tired and I want to crawl under a duvet and stay there for a few days.
James1982a Jan 2012 12:57pm, 17 Jan 2012 7,172 posts	Quote Pin James1982a Sounds like a plan OB. I'm off to bed in a bit. I'll stay there until I wake up.
Oysterboy Jan 2012 4:43pm, 18 Jan 2012 1,898 posts	Quote Pin Oysterboy I really can't sleep at the moment. I might try getting mildy pissed to see if that helps.