The Rules of Fetch

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GordonG Jun 2011 6:29pm, 24 Jun 2011 6,122 posts	0 GordonG Given that this site continues to attract so many new people, I think it’s only fair that they are able to see a copy of the Rules of Fetch. 1 - all photos of new bikes in the gallery MUST be taken in front of a recognisable heat source. Lance Armstrong could be sitting in the saddle of a bike that he, personally, has just built for you. But if it doesn’t have a heat source, it isn’t good enough. I need your help to remind me of the other rules for newbies....
Lauchy Jun 2011 6:40pm, 24 Jun 2011 765 posts	0 Lauchy 2 - If your a fitty.. upload some pose photos
idio Jun 2011 6:43pm, 24 Jun 2011 16,637 posts	0 idio 3 - Rules are made to be broken
Iron_Mum Jun 2011 6:53pm, 24 Jun 2011 2,488 posts	0 Iron_Mum 4 - A new poster may not be mocked, insulted or humiliated. However after 100 posts, you takes your chances...
Lapsed Athlete Jun 2011 6:54pm, 24 Jun 2011 3,539 posts	0 Lapsed Athlete rule 1 ... there are no rules
Lapsed Athlete Jun 2011 6:54pm, 24 Jun 2011 3,540 posts	0 Lapsed Athlete rule two ... refer back to rule one
JohnJ Jun 2011 6:55pm, 24 Jun 2011 13,282 posts	0 JohnJ 5 - All new female members must send profile pics(and any other pics) to me first to be varified and approved.
JohnnyO Jun 2011 7:04pm, 24 Jun 2011 9,240 posts	0 JohnnyO 6 Dont feed Ted after midnight.
DeeGee Jun 2011 9:07pm, 24 Jun 2011 9,538 posts	0 DeeGee 7 You must change your name to some oh-so-witty Christmas variant in September, and keep it that way until at least February. This gives someone else the chance to come in and steal your usual Fetch name.
JohnJ Jun 2011 9:10pm, 24 Jun 2011 13,286 posts	0 JohnJ 8. You must run a marathon before you have mastered the 5k distance