The perfect fad diet

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Sep 2016
8:52pm, 17 Sep 2016
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Winded
I have just watched a "documentary" - one of those pop medical things. It was about blood and the presenter made black pudding from his own blood.

It occurs to me that this could be the perfect fad diet. It is basically this - eat black pudding. Eat as much as you like....but - you must make it from your own blood. The calories in the black pudding (mostly) are provided by you so the net calorie intake is tiny.

I can smell the book deal; of course anyone who tries it and has a big appetite may have some issues but that isn't a detail we need to dwell on.
Sep 2016
9:02pm, 17 Sep 2016
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cackleberry
Hmm, is it vegan if it's your own blood?
What if, like me, you can't stand the stuff?
Sep 2016
9:13pm, 17 Sep 2016
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Winded
You don't like yourself? Some kind of psychoanalysis seems t be in order?

I spent years not enjoying black pudding but then I had some that was nice - unfortunately much f the stuff we get is low quality, it is a product that is worth paying more for good one.
Sep 2016
3:51pm, 18 Sep 2016
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cackleberry
Our local butcher does award winning black pudding (made from Doreen's blood, apparently...) and it's still gross.
Mar 2019
11:29pm, 7 Mar 2019
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Angus Clydesdale
Stornoway Black Pudding. There can be only one! :)
Mar 2019
8:35am, 8 Mar 2019
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shyfire
But there are at least two. Charley 'Barley' Macleod -v- Macleod & MacLeod Stornoway Black Pudding! I'm told its a heated debate on the isles.
Mar 2019
9:03am, 8 Mar 2019
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DeeGee
Now, don't go giving me excuses to visit the islands. I'll have to do a taste-test.
Mar 2019
9:13am, 8 Mar 2019
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Wriggling Snake
Bury
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9:18am, 8 Mar 2019
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Velociraptor
Zombie thread! How appropriate death

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