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The Meaning Of Liff

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Nov 2020
10:55am, 18 Nov 2020
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Diogenes
HARLAXTON (n.) An unexpected but urgent bowel movement required mid-run despite thinking one had emptied sufficiently beforehand.
Nov 2020
10:57am, 18 Nov 2020
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Diogenes
STRAGGLETHORPE (n.) The last person at an event who wants to run or walk behind the tail-runner.
Nov 2020
11:00am, 18 Nov 2020
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Diogenes
HOUGH-ON-THE-HILL (n.) Gross expectoration performed on acquiring summit, however slight.
Nov 2020
11:01am, 18 Nov 2020
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Diogenes
HOWGILL (n.) The product of a particularly violent hough-on-the-hill
Jan 2021
11:54am, 9 Jan 2021
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HappyG(rrr)
Not place names but some fab words in here dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com
Apr 2021
1:48pm, 1 Apr 2021
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RichHL
KIRTLING (n. arch.) small pieces of dried vegetable matter used as padding in cheek prostheses.

KIRTLING GREEN (n. arch.) small pieces of vegetable matter which are collected to be dried and used as KIRTLING (q.v.).
Nov 2022
12:02pm, 16 Nov 2022
27,161 posts
Lizzie Whizz
Dio reminded me we have this wire.

FARNHAM (n.)

The feeling you get about four o'clock in the afternoon when you haven't got enough done.
Nov 2022
8:33pm, 16 Nov 2022
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RichHL
SPALDING (n.) - the emotion or quality of being equally angry and embarrassed at one's own forgetfulness.
4 Feb
11:40am, 4 Feb 2026
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Lizzie W
This came up at work today:

Nantwich (n.)
A late-night snack, invented by the Earl of Nantwich, which consists of the dampest thing in the fridge, pressed between two of the driest things in the fridge. The Earl, who lived in a flat in Clapham, invented the nantwich to avoid having to go shopping.
4 Feb
2:05pm, 4 Feb 2026
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LindsD
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