The joke punchlines thread

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larkim Oct 2016 12:25pm, 26 Oct 2016 1,191 posts	0 larkim So he got to the top of the slide and shouted "Weeeeeeee!"
Nellers Oct 2016 1:18pm, 26 Oct 2016 31,027 posts	0 Nellers Because then they'd still be in the boat!
Nicholls595 Oct 2016 1:19pm, 26 Oct 2016 8,297 posts	0 Nicholls595 No, I said prick his boil.
Old Croc Oct 2016 1:50pm, 26 Oct 2016 27,881 posts	0 Old Croc what did you call that indian chief again?
Weath Oct 2016 2:11pm, 26 Oct 2016 82 posts	0 Weath and the vicar said "You can't park it there!"
Angus Clydesdale Oct 2016 2:13pm, 26 Oct 2016 11,510 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Apparently "Anything" doesn't mean being stuck in traffic.
CharlieP Oct 2016 2:15pm, 26 Oct 2016 430 posts	0 CharlieP Tonto Goldberg. Nice to meet you.
Nicholls595 Oct 2016 3:58pm, 26 Oct 2016 8,315 posts	0 Nicholls595 When he got to adultery, i remembered where I'd left my bike.
paul the builder Oct 2016 4:31pm, 26 Oct 2016 5,796 posts	0 paul the builder He's 28 years old.
Nicholls595 Apr 2017 3:52pm, 21 Apr 2017 11,824 posts	0 Nicholls595 Only on cobbled streets.