The joke punchlines thread

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3:59pm, 15 Mar 2019
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Nicholls595
One's a pant in the country.....
Jun 2020
9:03am, 12 Jun 2020
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Nicholls595
If you give him a biscuit he'll let you
Jun 2020
9:05am, 12 Jun 2020
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paul0
And when I woke up, my pillow was gone
Jun 2020
9:06am, 12 Jun 2020
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McGoohan
You should have seen the state of her living room
Jun 2020
9:16am, 12 Jun 2020
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Raemond
wot, no 'I must say, he made a great job of the landing' yet?
Jun 2020
9:18am, 12 Jun 2020
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Nicholls595
Well the flag’s a big plus.
Jun 2020
9:20am, 12 Jun 2020
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Derby Tup
^ very good Raemond
Jun 2020
9:31am, 12 Jun 2020
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Raemond
A naughty bus.
Jun 2020
10:27am, 12 Jun 2020
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paul0
An elephant's foreskin
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11:38am, 11 May 2022
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Dvorak
Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs as well!

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