The joke punchlines thread

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CharlieP
[Oh, look, it still has my Christmas username]
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CharlieP
[Balls, that's not helpful]
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CharlieP
Because it scares the shit out of the guide dog.
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Derby Tup
Sadly Rembrandt made rubbish violins and Stradivarius was a crap painter
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♪♫ ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ ♪♫
You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!
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8:36pm, 5 Feb 2018
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richmac
^^ Great gag that

"no, But I've been swung roundd by my nipplesa few times"
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♪♫ ♪♫ Synge ♪♫ ♪♫
But honey, this one's eating my popcorn.
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Nicholls595
Give him a biscuit and he'll let you
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richmac
Interrupting cow
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larkim
Yes it does, doesn't it

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To which the farmer replied, "A pig like that, you don't eat it all at once!"

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