The Evil Genie

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Autumnleaves Jun 2021 10:38am, 10 Jun 2021 16,746 posts	0 Autumnleaves It doesn't sound good - because as there's nothing but you alive, you live ina silent world.
Autumnleaves Jun 2021 10:39am, 10 Jun 2021 16,747 posts	0 Autumnleaves I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish
LindsD Jun 2021 10:40am, 10 Jun 2021 47,630 posts	0 LindsD You haven't forgotten to make a wish, but your wish is to kill the thread I wish I had the day off.
geordiegirl Jun 2021 10:42am, 10 Jun 2021 14,881 posts	0 geordiegirl You have got the day off but you’ve got to do the housework all day. I wish people would stop moaning at work.
Elsie Too Jun 2021 10:45am, 10 Jun 2021 4,240 posts	0 Elsie Too People stop moaning at work but they also stop turning up, so you have to do all the work that they were moaning about and now you are moaning about it. I wish that my son's birthday hadn't passed in the blink of an eye yesterday and the day could have been longer so we could have enjoyed it for longer.
fetcheveryone Jun 2021 11:09am, 10 Jun 2021 26,191 posts	0 fetcheveryone You are trapped in a ball pit for all eternity! I wish for a McDonalds, delivered to my desk.
Diogenes Jun 2021 11:16am, 10 Jun 2021 60,460 posts	0 Diogenes A computer glitch results in your order being supersized and duplicated every time it is completed. You, your desk, and your chair all collapse under the weight of so much carbohydrate and cholesterol. I wish I could eat and run as much as I like all the time.
GimmeMedals Jun 2021 12:09pm, 10 Jun 2021 21,129 posts	0 GimmeMedals You can eat and run as much as you like, but you are now 600kg and when you run, the shockwaves cause buildings to collapse and roads to crumble. You are responsible for thousands of people becoming homeless. I wish Mad Dog Jess was in excellent health.
stilldreaming Jun 2021 9:52pm, 10 Jun 2021 655 posts	0 stilldreaming In her dreams Mad Dog Jess is in excellent health and bouncing around the meadows chasing her favourite ball and the fluttery butterflies. I wish I could stop biting my nails.
Mushroom Jun 2021 10:08pm, 10 Jun 2021 1,679 posts	0 Mushroom You have realised that your nails taste awful and stopped biting them, but you now have a taste for ear wax and think nothing of extricating a tasty morsel every day.. I wish I could keep away from the crisps..